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Many moons ago, I, along with three other chaps, were robbed at gunpoint at the legendary-or infamous, as the case may be-Bijou Theater in Stockton, California. Instead of coming down with a case of the night terrors and PTSD from the incident in question, I got a half-way decent story out of it that I related in my chapter about my days at the Bijou in my book, IN THE DARK: A LIFE AND TIMES IN A MOVIE THEATER, adapted here to fit this format.
“Down on the floor!”
Like an ornery desperado from the pages of a western dime novel, the robber barked out this command after drawing his revolver and pointing it at the four of us. The small caliber of his weapon-a .22-was irrelevant because, after all, a bullet is still a bullet no matter what the size. Of course, it carried more weight when backed up by the sawed-off shotgun his ski-masked partner held beside him. In that instant, life as we knew it changed, as the distinct possibility suddenly existed that there might very well be four dead people in the Bijou Theater that winter’s night.
My brain had been thrust into a fogbank of confusion. Which way was up? Which way was down? If there had been anything on my mind at all, it was this: Every seat in the small auditorium had been filled that evening except for one and I knew exactly where it was located. All I had to do was get inside, slink down into that single, solitary chair and hide out until this all blew over.
Besides, I hadn’t seen the movie yet.
About a year and a half before that fateful encounter with Butch Cassidy and the Ski Mask Kid, an amazing occurrence happened in my hometown. An actual honest-to-goodness repertory cinema opened just off Stockton’s version of the Miracle Mile, Pacific Avenue and, coincidentally enough, not very far at all from my own house. I was positively flabbergasted that anything this fantastic could ever exist in a place like Stockton, a town I considered to be a cultural desert. Movie theaters of this type that features an on-going parade of vintage classics, foreign and avant-garde experimental works operated in more sophisticated urban settings like New York, San Francisco, even college towns like Berkeley. Not in Stockton, for Christ's sake. These people snorted peat dirt! But, lo and behold, I gladly accepted the fact that my snotty, cynical teenage self could actually be proven wrong for the grand and glorious
Four friends got together in the early seventies and transformed the space into a movie theater, on the cheap. They set up 16mm projection equipment and added some used seats from a torn-down theater, created a combination box office/concession stand and voila! Instant Bijou! Their hopes were to appeal to the tastes of University of the Pacific students and hipper members in the community, filling a niche that was certainly apparent to my eyes.
Well, that lasted about a year. Unable to maintain a steady flow of customers, the business was sold to new owners, Bob and Sue Carson. They maintained the repertory element of the Bijou for as long as they could until converting into a second run house with occasional forays into Stockton premieres that the other cinemas in town had passed over. Thanks to a low overhead, admission prices were kept down especially on the popular 99-cent Monday and Tuesday night specials when change for a dollar took the form of a Tootsie Roll instead of a penny, no one's favorite coin, except for maybe Abe Lincoln completists.
I came into the picture almost right from the start of the Carson era, acquiring what I considered my dream job at the time, a job in a movie theater. I ran the box office and concessions during the evening and janitorial duties in the daytime, the last part certainly not as "glamourous", but I had unlimited free admissions to all showings when I wasn't working of which I took full advantage.
Soon, the Bijou became a viable, however minor player in the Stockton movie theater scene. Times were so good for the Carsons that they were able to save enough for a European vacation over the holidays a little over a year after they took over the theater. They sub-let the Bijou to George Westcott, a true Stockton character who fancied himself to be the local version of Walter Winchell with his entertainment newspaper column, Entertainment by George! (yeesh…) Westcott could have been Oscar Homolka’s stunt double and chain-smoked almost non-stop, often not taking the cigarette out of his mouth and the ashes would drop off onto his charcoal encrusted stomach. Small wonder why he wore so many gray suits. With a crew of Dan Foley, who was basically second-in-command of theater operations, and myself, George became the captain at the helm of the S.S. Bijou in the Carsons' absence.
Westcott had managed to book the Christmas attraction-the area premiere of WALKING TALL. Starring the inimitable Joe Don Baker, the saga of Buford Pusser had been a sleeper hit across the country. The ad campaign was spectacular in its simplicity. It began with a shot of a full movie theater audience beginning to rise to its feet as the narrator asked, “When was the last time you stood up and applauded a movie?” Well, it worked because audiences responded to this redneck vigilante minor masterpiece all across the country. George secured the rights for the theater just in the nick of time. The result was fairly phenomenal. WALKING TALL out grossed several higher profile holiday releases that year in Stockton and the theater drew the steadiest stream of customers in its history.
On the first Tuesday of the New Year, that grand Bijou tradition of the 99 cent special was in full swing, filling the theater with Joe Don Baker fans from the far reaches of San Joaquin County. (I always imagined the star of WALKING TALL to have a big ass monogrammed ring with his initials spelled out backwards in diamonds. That way, when he punched a guy in the jaw, he’d also brand him with a JDB-Joe Don Baker!) Five of us ran the show that busy night: Dan, myself, George-forever bitching about “these goddamn Tootsie Rolls”-and Les Fong, Danny’s friend whose father had been the Bijou’s landlord at the time. The fifth wheel, Butch the projectionist, kept to himself as always up in the seclusion of the projection booth.
George had actually made a generous contribution to the theater by donating a piece of indoor/outdoor carpeting he had for the purpose of covering the plywood ramp at the entrance. The second feature that week, THE LAST AMERICAN HERO, a Jeff Bridges Nascar biopic, had just started and it seemed to be as good a time as any to lay some carpet. George supervised the operation from behind the counter, hooving butt after butt while Dan and Les went to work. I stood by and observed as well, not because I didn’t want to help. It just wasn’t a three-man job, that’s all. That's my excuse.
Being the middle of winter and all, we had closed the front door so as not to freeze our huevos off . Suddenly, it swung open and two gentlemen had begun to enter. We were prepared to inform them that, unfortunately, we were sold out at the moment. One of them had one of those knit caps with the brim, a look popularized by the Jackson Five if I’m not mistaken. His friend wore a full-face ski mask.
That’s funny, I remember thinking. It might have been cold outside, but was it really ski-mask cold?
Tito (or Marlon or Jermaine) pulled the door closed with one hand and his pistol from his belt with the other. Ski Mask whipped out his sawed-off shotgun.
“Down on the floor!” Tito (or Marlon or Jermaine) growled.
Les and Danny, already on the floor, didn’t have far to go. George muttered and sputtered his way out of the box office. He held his hands in the air until he lowered himself onto the new indoor/outdoor ramp rug. While they complied, Ski Mask’s shotgun popped open momentarily. He snapped it closed, hoping nobody noticed.
“Hey!” Tito (or Marlon or Jermaine) barked at me, pointing his pistol in my direction. “Where you goin’?”
Who? Me? What does he mean where am I going? I’m not going anywhe…oh, shit. My feet WERE moving. Where was I goin’? It had been a subconscious reaction; maybe a survival instinct took over. Then, in a nanosecond, my mind caught up with my body and flashed inside the auditorium. 234 people sat inside in an auditorium that sat 235 at that very moment. One seat, in the middle of the back row was all that was left. If only I could just slip inside, I’d be safe. They wouldn’t have come to get me, would they? I could have just run out the back exit too. So many thoughts in so little time but…the shock took over. The entire room had all the life sucked right out of it. It was a complete vacuum and a hyper reality took over. That .22 pistol of his grew to the size of Harry Callahan’s .44 Magnum and could blow my head CLEAN off. I had only moved a couple of inches so I had not problem getting back to my starting point.
“I said DOWN ON THE FLOOR!”
He did say that, didn’t he? No problemo, sir. My body and soul caved at the same time as I hit the ground and spread out flat like a skinned beaver.
Dan suggested that the two lock the door behind them so that no one would walk in on them. Later, he told us this was an attempt to get a fingerprint. After complying, Tito (or Marlon or Jermaine) hopped behind the counter, grabbing everything in the till.
“Where’s the rest of it?” he demanded as his partner’s shotgun popped open a second time. It took two tries to shut it this time. Somehow, it didn’t appear to be loaded, but I wasn’t going to be the one to test that theory. I could have been wrong, you know.
“Sir, the money’s in a drop safe. I don’t have the combination,” George offered.
Oh no. Shut up, George. Your lies could get us all fucking killed. There was no drop safe. The night’s take had been stashed in its usual place, upstairs in the projection booth crammed into a popcorn box.
At this, Tito (or Marlon or Jermaine) began to grab our wallets.
“Don’t you look at me!” he snapped.
Who? Me? Was I looking? Not anymore. I scrunched my eyes closed and mashed my face to the floor as I felt his hand in my back pocket, removing the contents. I saved my watch by sliding it up my wrist and under my sleeve when he was taking the box office receipts, the only time I had been grateful for a skinny wrist. I heard the door open and nearly passed out. Had someone just walked in? Nope. It was Tito (or Marlon or Jermaine) and Ski Mask taking it on the lam.
Immediately, Dan flew to the phone as Les took off after them. In no way, shape or form was I about to follow. I yelled out the door for him to come back. Quivering on the shakiest legs I have ever seen on an old fat man, George struggled to his feet and over to the big wooden spool that sat in the corner. Oddly enough, he did not light a cigarette. Just then, Les reappeared with everyone’s wallet…except mine.
Remarkably, not one member of the audience knew what happened that night for no one ventured out that entire time to even use the bathroom. THE LAST AMERICAN HERO must be one HELL of a picture! As it turned out, an off-duty policeman had been a member of that audience. He greeted his fellow officers when they arrived on the scene at intermission. They all had quite a good laugh about it. Ha ha ha. One other person didn’t realize that the Bijou had been robbed. Butch the projectionist, who wandered downstairs after the show to get a Coke, unaware of the drama that had just unfolded beneath his very feet.
The two perps, Tito (or Marlon or Jermaine) and his ski-masked partner didn’t get away with much that night, but they did get away. Are you guys still out there? Just wanted to give you a shout out.
Can I have my wallet back now?
Copyright 2011 by Scott Cherney
EPILOGUE
In the years that followed, the Bijou became, as many other cinemas had in the mid-1970s, an "adult" theater, eventually purchased by the Pussycat chain. When that finally dried up in 1993, it evolved into the Valley Brew, the oldest brew pub in Stockton where it remains to this very day. End credits.
